By Lorraine Bee
Hey hey! It’s your favorite prima Black Madonna here with another good read about all about the astrological signs baby! Now if you are a member of the hemanHOROSCOPEhating club, this may not be the post for you, boo.
The rise of astrology (the type of divination that involves the forecasting of earthly and human events through the observation and interpretation of the stars, the Sun, the Moon, and the planets) can be seen in ALL OVER social media. Ya girl has unapologetically fallen for the hype! People joke about Mercury being in retrograde to explain all the wild woes in their world as straight facts! The memes I’ve seen that categorize the signs as TV characters, mood meme boards, SEX POSITIONS AND TOYS have me absolutely weakkkkkkk yet I still believe there’s some truth to it all.
As a Cancer woman, we are the MOTHER sign of all the zodiac signs. In this post, I will guide you through my personal dating experiences with all the zodiac signs from a compassionate and loving lens (I hope lol). By all means, take what you want from this post into your own dating lives. Bring your skepticism or absolute adoration!. I hope this post adds insight, guidance, humor, and acceptance to your own ideas, preferences, and experiences. Now let Miss Lorraine guide you….
Water Signs: Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio
In astrology, the moon and water are totally linked. Us water signs are all about emotion, intuition, and memory. We are as deep as the sea and lunar as the moon above. My personal experiences with these signs contest the level of impactfulness, meaningfulness, emotional intimacy, and deep love like no other. (of course it may have to do with MY high levels of each being a Cancer Woman)
Pisces are almost always brought together by a romantic love in some way or fashion. The level of emotion I’ve gotten on the FIRST date with a Pisces man truly touched my heart like no other. There is just something dreamy, and absolutely SEXY about the emotional awareness and vulnerability of a person. They tend to be introverted so they don't express themselves to just anybody, and are very adaptable to social settings and different people. FUN FACT: Pisces are the most emotional sign of all (NOT CANCERS)
Now I don’t know why Scorpios are associated with all kinds of bad things, when all of their maliciousness comes from their emotional and SEXUAL repression. Let me tell you about when I was dating a Scorpio, my virgin ass could not keep up with their insatiable ass! I was vivid, descriptive, and as sexual as I could be given my own limits. I just wasn’t ready for a sexual relationship with them without the trust, and the trust wasn't going anywhere if the conversations were always sexual. Now, I am completely understanding in the need for Scorpio to express their deepest, darkest emotions in their sex life, but IT AIN’T EVERYTHING. Unless that kind of deep, dark, and mysterious relationship tickles your fancy, then go get you a SEXY SCORPIO BOO!
Cancers are masters of intimacy, trust, and non-verbal communication y’all. I can admit we have a terrible bad rep for being emotionally manipulative *pfft*, that’s because we can be hyper emotional and spiteful af. With all the bad, our love is absolutely like no other. When they fall in love, the need to express their feelings and the intimacy is incredible.We are devoted and extremely fond of our loved ones. So if you’re looking for your RIDE OR DIE, get yourself a Cancer.
Air Signs: Aquarius, Gemini, and Libra
My air sign babies are communicative, sharp, and intellectual, and all that is absolutely sexy to me! Aquarius is a fixed air sign, meaning they ain’t changing and they are set in their sometimes stubborn ways. Represented by the water bearer because they give knowledge to the world. They process situations, relationships, and news at a deeper and slower pace than the other air signs because they’re focused on the big picture—they’re trying to see how the information they learn can help society evolve.
My creative and intellectual Libras are the real FLIRTS of the signs. Planet ruling the sign of Libra is Venus, making them great lovers but also fond of expensive, material things. Their lives need to be enriched by music, art, and beautiful places they get a chance to visit. Libras usually tend to want someone who is full of life, energized, strong and full of initiative to follow their ideas.
Let’s get on with the two-faced Geminis. JOKING. Ya’ll Gemini’s don’t let your reputation bother you one bit. As the sign represented by the twins, Geminis embrace fluidity in life and try to understand all sides of a situation, thanks to their dualistic nature. I had entertained myself with a cute ass Gemini once. There is probably not a person you couldn’t talk with, but our conversations were always on point. Nonetheless, our affair didn't last long. Your fine, tough, and thuggish Dominican ass had a sweet sensitive Taylor Swift listening side. Yet, you switched up quicker than my code-switch voice dealing with uppity folk in the West Village and I just couldn’t keep up with your Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde ass. Maybe one of you lovelies can!
Earth Signs: Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus
I have a deep love for my stable, grounded, and oh so practical Earth signs. Most are sensual and drawn to material goods, and boy can they be stubborn. Especially my bullheaded Taurus’s. I think yall get seen as angry and argumentative when you're just
PASSIONATE and HONEST. Some people can’t handle it. I sure couldn’t. In an attempt to get to know a Trini Taurus (lawd i know but he was tall, dark and handsome with DREADS MY WEAKNESS), ya girl ended up in the middle of a fury like no other. There was no conversation, just BARK AND ORDER, that had him DUBBED real quick. Now don't let my bad experience deter you from one of the most pleasurable signs. Taurus is a sign of physical pleasure. Ruled by Venus, the planet of feminine sexuality, Taurus needs to approach their sexual experiences with the same passion and honesty with which they would approach any other thing in their life, and that could be you!
Capricorns are the hardest workers of the signs and love nothing more than getting ahead in life. If you share those same ideals, you may want an ambitious, determined and strong Capricorn in your life. I sure do with my loving bestie wifey and boss bitch sister! They make great partners in life; loyal, and so supportive. PLUS if you are really looking for a grand and enviable lifestyle, your Capricorn will get you there
Alright now…*exhales* On the appearance, Virgos are humble, diligent, and practical, but under the surface, they are EMOTIONLESS ZOMBIES I mean...natural, kind, and sympathetic, as their zodiac symbol. Virgos are methodical and quick thinkers, yet I can’t understand how all that mental energy doesn't leave you stressed and tense. I’m personally having a difficult time understanding my Virgo crush. I completely understand the rationality and need to analyze every word, action and possible scenario but on the inside I’m screaming “JUST KISS ME YOU FOOL!”. *sigh* If the time comes and you're looking for a real loving no reason to cheat or lie to your partner, Virgos for you !
Fire Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
One of the easiest parts about describing fire signs is calling them “fiery”. Fire can heat your home and or completely destroy it. Fire can create light in the darkness, have you enamored from its beauty yet burn you if you get too close. The same goes for the human forms. My ferocious Leos are noted for being lively, fun, loyal, and honest in their individual connections, demonstrating their enthusiasm for life. From their love relationships, Leos want deep devotion, focused attention at the proper times, and experience.
Sagittarius natives are loyal, smart, assertive, and compassionate personality! They are one-of-a-kind, and talented. They are a fantastic, caring personality type because of their blend of autonomy, intellect, and empathy. While this may seem like a coveted quality, a Sag’s "honesty is the best policy" mindset can sometimes rear its ugly head as snarky remarks, or just plain insensitivity. Sagittarians can also be very impatient due to their perpetual thrill-seeking nature.
Aries loves to be number one, so it’s no surprise the are the first sign of the zodiac and LAST in my guide. Bold and ambitious, Aries dives headfirst into even the most challenging situations (like trying to get this very virgin blogger to have sex with them). Like their fellow fire signs, Leo and Sagittarius, Aries is a passionate, motivated, and confident leader who builds community with their cheerful disposition and relentless determination. Uncomplicated and direct in their approach, they often get frustrated by exhaustive details and unnecessary nuances. Now, time for the hot tea y’all. Like a moth to a flame, I can’t help to stay away from the Aries. ADDICTED to the lust, passion, raw emotion, want and desire that I play a dangerous game every time I’m near one. If you ever need the FIRE ignited in your life, get you an Aries chile. They like things quick and dirty, and Aries' partners are usually not that gentle to begin with. They make the perfect DOM and I’ll leave you to your imaginations with that. I can't promise you love but I can promise you...
In a world that leaves us completely stressed and uncertain about what’s in store for us, astrology can be a calming force. I have plenty of faith so why not put some of that in the astrological forces above? A growing number of people, particularly millennials, are turning to astrology to help them understand friendship dynamics, to guide their life decisions, and interpret romantic/sexual relationship compatibility. I hope this post sparks your interest, or even a couple of good laughs. Make sure you give this post a like and share it with all your astrology loving friends! If you have any questions or want some advice, drop a comment below or send us a DM on IG @ PubliclySexy! Stay sexy you Black Madonnas.
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